The 10 best underground techno clubs in Barcelona (2024)

The enchanting Mediterranean city, famous for its world-class gastronomy, modern culture and unique architecture, is also home to some of Europe’s best venues in terms of electronic music. The melting pot that the Catalan capital has turned into has enabled the perfect atmosphere for the development of the scene. In the past few years, Barcelona has become a central part of Europe’s techno scene, with a handful of artists and labels moving to the city, such as Maceo Plex, Martin Buttrich, ANNA, Jonny White (part of what used to be Art Department), Dubfire, Guti, tINI and many more. Attracted by the good weather and a generally well-educated crowd in terms of music, these artists have started to call Barcelona their home. If you’re an avid clubber looking for the finest tech-house, techno, electro, disco and house music, this is your list. The following clubs are a must visit if you’re in Barcelona, which is now a city that can be compared to heavyweights like London, Paris and even Ibiza.

INPUT High Fidelity Dance Club

It’s the techno temple in Barcelona. Literally, the first place that appears in your head when you think of techno in Barcelona. INPUT focuses solely and exclusively on music and sound as its basic pillars. Powered by a perfectly distributed stack of Funktion-One speakers, it is the gateway to an unparalleled sound experience in Barcelona.

Located in one of the most significant locations in the city (the Poble Espanyol) and with an aesthetic marked by a highly loaded led illumination, this venue brings every Friday and Saturday the best talent from the techno and tech-house spectrum. Ben Klock, Dubfire, Nicole Moudaber, Pan-Pot and even Amelie Lens have played there. The atmosphere you can breathe there is 100% clubber, and the crowd is probably the best in the city since everybody is there for the music. It’s the perfect place to let yourself go and forget about reality.

If on top of that you add an amazing light show that will absorb you from the first moment you walk in, INPUT is every techno, tech-house and groove lover’s dream.

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Nitsa Club

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If we at Nitsa Club must highlight one factor above the rest, this is its artistic programme. But there is much more. Nitsa Club is the name, the flag, the icon, the party that happens at Sala Apolo and La [2] de Apolo, the 2 spaces of the mythical Barcelona club located in the middle of the Av. Paral·lel, on Friday and Saturday nights. It is then that the legendary Nitsa brand, a pioneering party and one of the most historic and emblematic of Barcelona, turns Apolo into one of the great epicentres of the European clubbing scene.

As we said, Nitsa is especially remarkable for its programming. Always at the forefront, its booking team bets on the most futuristic and sophisticated sounds of techno, house, nu-disco, IDM, breakbeat, EBM and electro. Nitsa has gone from Helena Hauff, Surgeon or Regis to Dixon, Bicep, Ben UFO, Detroit Swindle or The Black Madonna. The local idol John Talabot uses to visit the venue, by the way.

Nitsa Club consists of Nitsa (main room on the upper floor) and Astin (complimentary room on the lower floor; it is the first one you will find when you enter the club). Both have recently been remodelled and their infrastructure, as well as their sound and lighting systems, have been readapted to meet the expectations of one of the most demanding audiences in the city. If you are looking for new sounds and away from the big media spotlights, Nitsa Club is your best option.

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Pacha Barcelona

Pacha. Its name is probably enough. The world-famous cherry brand has been incorporating house and techno nights in their weekly schedule for a while now. Electronic music at Pacha Barcelona means SIGHT, one of the best underground parties of the week in town.

Do not be fooled by the whitish tonality of the club. The loudest, darkest sounds are perfectly suited to the club. Above it hover small ambient shades of reddish tone that break under the effects of rotating lights and flashes. An underground atmosphere has been created in a dancefloor that would be unrecognizable for the rest of the week. That is, without a doubt, part of its magic. Sven Väth, Matador, Davide Squillace, Charlotte de Witte or Stephan Bodzin testify to the power of the club, which allows you to breathe microdoses of Ibizan spirit in the heart of Barcelona’s Port Olímpic.

No less remarkable is the power of their sound system. It is impossible that the basses of each theme don’t suppose strong blows in the sternum of the listener, guaranteeing the quality of the “Pacha experience”. A very relaxed atmosphere is breathed and practically all types of clothing are allowed, going from people wearing t-shirts and sneakers to the glamorous attendees that frequent the VIP tables. This is a must visit while in Barcelona! Queues tend to get long, so we highly recommend getting your tickets in advance and avoid all the hassle!

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La Terrrazza

We present to you the only open-air nightclub in Barcelona. It’s located inside the beautiful walled replica village of Poble Espanyol (near INPUT, by the way), and it’s the perfect venue to cool down Barcelona’s summer heat while going out. It only opens from May to September.

Electronica. Disco. House. Techno. Oh, and a Balearic taste. These are the main genres one can expect at this peculiar club. Among the many famous names that have played in the Ibiza-flavoured terrace, the ones worthy of mention include Richie Hawtin and Ricardo Villalobos. Others like Fur Coat, Kittin, Denis Horvat or Fort Romeau are more commonly seen at La Terrrazza.

Even though it’s a terrace (as its name says), a little clothing is advised. Don’t dress like you’re going to the beach. Swimsuit and flip-flops will leave you stranded at the door.

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The Loft (Razzmatazz Clubs)

Razzmatazz is probably one of the most famous nightclubs in Europe. Actually, we’re talking about a five-room macro-club, each of the rooms focused on a specific music genre. That’s why in the title we highlighted The Loft. It is located on the top floor and in the area furthest away from the main entrance. That’s where, every Friday and Saturday, some of the rawest and most industrial techno sound proposals come together.

As we said, Razzmatazz is quite famous in Barcelona. It usually gets crowded on weekends and in summer, despite most of the people stay in the main room dancing to trap, reggaeton and big commercial hits. If you want to go upstairs to dance to techno music at The Loft, we recommend buying your ticket, ask for the room at the entrance… and discover this big paradise in the heart of Poblenou.

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This Side UP

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This Side UP is one of the most interesting new generation clubs in Barcelona’s underground scene. It is located at Av. Paral-lel, just a few metres from Sala Apolo. All you must do is walk a little more towards the sea. There, almost hidden between petrol stations and storage rooms, you will find a little black door. Inside, a peculiar dancefloor, surrounded by two imposing staircases and a balcony overlooking the DJ booth and the audience. A unique club that is worth visiting if you are looking for small spaces, non-massive audiences and selective environments musically speaking.

The bookers of This Side UP bet on classic electronica, more typical of the 90s or early 2000s. Organic music, live band sounds, not very high bpm’s and combinations of nu-disco, Italo-house, indie dance, dark house and downtempo make this club one of the most interesting in the most experimental field of clubbing. Great names like Jennifer Cardini, Damon Jee, Simple Symmetry or Zombies in Miami have passed through the stage of This Side UP. Easy to say…

This Side UP also has the peculiarity that many of its events are free of charge, so it’s not difficult to get much more people than expected. What do we recommend? Easy: book your free ticket as soon as possible to avoid scary moments at the door.

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Macarena Club

Ladies and gentlemen, with all of you, one of the most charismatic clubs (if not the most) in Barcelona. This venue fits literally 81 people inside of it. That’s why some of the artists who had gigs there say Macarena is like playing in your living room, for your family or friends. It’s commonly thought that this was the first venue in Barcelona to install Funktion-One equipment. And it’s still there, so, as you can imagine, the sound is absolutely class and unique.

Its audience is divided between locals and foreigners, but it’s difficult to find tourists. The foreigners who dance in Macarena live in Barcelona, they’re clubbers who already know the ins and outs of the city and know what’s going on in Macarena. The atmosphere is very good. All that matters there is music. And people go to music. John Talabot or the German duo Schwefelgelb have played great nights there. The Copyleft party on Tuesdays and the Cercle on Sundays are undoubtedly options to consider.

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The Garage of The Bass Valley

The Bass Valley is one of the most important electronic music production academies in Spain. This is where great artists of our scene such as Paco Osuna, Marc Marzenit or Uner usually teach. With the aim of further expanding this culture, The Bass Valley landed in Barcelona to offer one of the best facilities for the production, mastering and mixing of electronic music. On the street floor, however, they found an empty industrial warehouse. Why not make a club? That’s how The Garage of The Bass Valley was born.

We are talking about a small club, with a capacity of just over 300 people, and a sound-system (almost) unique in the world. Pioneer Pro Audio XY-3B and XY-218HS is a true pioneer in Spain and only the London club Fuse in all of Europe can say it got it too.

In such conditions, many have been attracted by this new club, officially launched in February 2019 and away from the busiest areas of Barcelona. The Garage of The Bass Valley is mostly techno, experimental and futuristic music and proposals always close to rave genres. Architectural, Psyk, James Shinra or Boston 168, among others, have already performed there.

As we said, the capacity is barely over 300 people, so we recommend always getting an early entrance to avoid bad experiences at the door.

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Moog

“Moog your body” is the slogan of this emblematic Barcelona club, another cosy room with a reduced space in which barely 100 people can fit. However, it is always full (its central location helps) and has an enviable appearance. It is not usual to see big names there. Rather, it’s emerging talents, both local and international, that occupy its line-ups.

You rarely hear music in Moog that isn’t techno or genres close to techno. For more than 20 years (opening absolutely every night of the year), Moog has educated his audience with blunt, generally dark, industrially charged music. Moog is in Barcelona, but he could perfectly well be anywhere in Berlin.

We repeat: the capacity is super limited. The best idea? Buy your pre-sale ticket and be safe at the door.

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CityHall

It’s impossible not to know Barcelona’s Plaza Catalunya, isn’t it? CityHall is just a few metres away. It is the most centric club in Barcelona. Previously, it was a theatre, something easily recognisable by its red curtains, present throughout the whole venue.

You will enter, walk down a long corridor, hallucinate a bit with the club structure… and, in the end, you will go down the stairs and enter the main room of CityHall, being totally absorbed by the lights and sound and starting to dance to the beat.

CityHall has been visited by many top DJs, with big-room techno and tech on the order of the day. CityHall is, in fact, one of the classic bets on Thursday and Saturday nights. Ben Sims, Pan-Pot, tINI, Paco Osuna or national artists like Andrés Campo, Lexlay or Agatha Pher usually perform there.

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The 10 best underground techno clubs in Barcelona (2024)

FAQs

What are the best techno clubs in Barcelona? ›

Among its most famous clubs are: Razzmatazz, Sala Moog, Macarena Club, Nitsa Club or La Terrazza. For several years, specifically since the 80's, the mentality of the Spaniards began to look towards Europe in all areas but more specifically in artistic terms.

What is the new techno club in Barcelona? ›

AlteratE Club, the new refuge for the liberation of Techno music in Barcelona. AlteratE officially opens its doors this coming Friday, September 6th with HEX and Elements, and with Rebekah and Remco Beekwilder as invited headliners.

Which is the best techno club world? ›

Berghain/Panorama Bar, Berlin

No list of the best techno clubs in the world would be complete without mentioning Berghain/Panorama Bar in Berlin. This iconic venue has become synonymous with techno culture, thanks to its industrial architecture, impressive sound system, and world-class DJs.

What is the main clubbing strip in Barcelona? ›

Barcelona's busiest boulevard by day, Las Ramblas is also heaving by night, especially in the early stages of the evening when the street performers are still playing their trade and the pavements throng with locals and tourists heading out for drinks and dinner.

What is the hardest techno club to get into? ›

Berghain is infamous for being the most exclusive, hard-to-get-into nightclub in the world.

What clubs do celebrities go to in Barcelona? ›

Celebrities in Barcelona nightclubs
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Is Berghain only techno? ›

Its first releases were by Berghain/Panorama Bar DJ residents such as Marcel Dettmann, Cassy and Ben Klock. The label's music is mostly techno, tech house, Detroit techno and minimal techno.

What are the oldest clubs in Barcelona? ›

Jamboree Barcelona

Jamboree is one of the oldest clubs in Barcelona as it opened its doors over half a century ago.

How much is club entrance in Barcelona? ›

Most of the clubs ask an entrance fee from around 10 to 20 euros and that's not everything, because drinks in the clubs are also kind of expensive. For one beer, you already pay around 8 euros. So, imagine what a cocktail will cost here.

Who is the king of techno music? ›

Watch That Music! The King of Techno takes the audience into the simple yet extraordinary life of Bruce Haack, who is considered to be one of the pioneers of electronic music.

Where is techno most famous? ›

In addition to festivals, techno clubs are much more popular in Europe than the United States. European techno clubs commonly host guests until late hours in the morning. For example, Berghain in Berlin is one of the most well known and elusive techno clubs.

Where is techno most popular? ›

Why is techno so popular in Europe? Techno is popular in Europe, is a genre of electronic dance music that Europeans are accustomed to. The US audience was just introduced to this type of music a few decades ago.

What neighborhood has the best nightlife in Barcelona? ›

Port Olympic is one of the best areas to stay in Barcelona for nightlife because of its welcoming venues and music variety. However, it must be taken into account that partying in this district is more expensive than in other districts of the city.

Is Barcelona or Madrid better for clubbing? ›

If you're a fan of large venues or like to be able to move around the city, then it may be the case that Madrid will be more your place. The diversity of neighborhoods means you can experience very different nights out on different evenings depending on your mood.

What is the best Barcelona street? ›

The Ramblas, or Las Ramblas when you're in Spain, is one of the most famous and iconic boulevards of Barcelona. Stretching for approximately 1.2km from the Port Vell to Placa Catalunya, this street is hugely popular with both locals and travellers alike and provides one of the main thoroughfares of the city.

Where is the biggest techno party in the world? ›

Street Parade
Location(s)Lake Zurich, Zürich, Switzerland
Years active1992-present
Founded byMarek Krynski
Attendance1,000,000+
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Who is the most successful techno DJ? ›

Richie Hawtin

Hawtin has been awarded with the Best Techno DJ award three times in his career. With a career spanning decades and countless bangers under his name, Richie Hawtin is a core of the techno world.

What is the oldest techno? ›

Music historians sometimes credit Atkins with the first true techno song, 1985's "No UFO's." Along with the rest of the Belleville Three, he helped establish a Detroit sound that caught on in Europe. Much of European rave music in the late '80s and early '90s revolved around Detroit techno.

What clubs do locals go to in Barcelona? ›

Best clubs in Barcelona
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Where do the rich and famous go in Barcelona? ›

L'Eixample – Luxury and art in every step

Chanel, Jimmy Choo, and Prada are just some of the many luxury brands that are in this area of the city, specifically, in Passeig de Gràcia. This famous avenue houses designer stores, 5-stars hotels and some of the best restaurants in Barcelona.

What is the most expensive nightclub in Spain? ›

Pangea – Marbella, Spain

Pangea is one of the most exclusive and expensive nightclubs in Europe. It has a capacity of 2,300 people, and the club features live music, DJs, and other entertainment.

Can Americans get into Berghain? ›

And tourists that are visiting Berlin are no different. So yes, tourists can get into Berghain! While you don't need to speak German fluently, it won't hurt to know how to answer the bouncer in German when he asks 'Wie viele'? Don't make a mistake many tourists make and answer that by saying 'two, please'.

Is it OK to go to Berghain alone? ›

Going to Berghain alone is fine—you'll meet people, you'll have fun, you'll dance, and it'll be awesome. But there's no doubt that you'll get bored more quickly unless you've got a friend to keep you company, and to pressure you to stay another hour when you really want to go home. 7.

What do the bouncers ask at Berghain? ›

There are two commonly asked questions at the front of the Berghain queue. The first is 'How many people? ' and the second is usually 'Who are you here to see tonight? ' If you can't name at least one of the DJs playing, then it's very likely you'll be on the receiving end of a head-shaking 'no' from the bouncers.

What bar did Picasso go to in Barcelona? ›

Bar Marsella

Opened in 1820 in the El Raval neighborhood of Barcelona, this locally famous bar is rumored to have been a favorite drinking place of many famous artists, including Picasso and Ernest Hemingway.

What is the club age limit in Barcelona? ›

- Admission to nightclubs is only permitted to people over 18. - Admission to certain venues may be restricted to a certain dress code.

What is the oldest town in Barcelona? ›

The Old City, or Ciutat Vella, is the oldest part of Barcelona, its historic heart. There has been a settlement here since Roman times when it was known as Barcino.

What is the dress code for Barcelona nightlife? ›

Dress code for Barcelona clubs

Guys should go for dark shoes rather than light ones and avoid trainers like the plague. For women, heels aren't common at most of Barcelona's clubs, except the fanciest ones. The beachfront clubs generally have much smart dress codes, with dresses for women and collared shirts for guys.

What time does nightlife start in Barcelona? ›

Nightlife in Barcelona doesn't start until midnight, but it keeps going until sunrise. Sounds like a plan? Well, the truth is that most Barcelona nightclubs start opening around 10pm, but unless it's a venue by the beach (i.e. that tourists can easily find), it won't start getting busy with locals until that late.

Who is the godfather of techno? ›

Juan Atkins, Godfather of Techno.

Who is the queen of techno DJ? ›

Charlotte de Witte (born 21 July 1992) is a Belgian DJ and record producer, best known for her "dark and stripped-back" brand of acid techno and minimal techno. She has previously performed under the alias Raving George. She is the founder of the label KNTXT.

Who is the queen of Techno music? ›

Nicole Moudaber, the "Queen of Techno," Gets Ready to Hold Court in Dallas. She's known to some as the "Queen of Techno," and here in Dallas we don't see dance music royalty of her kind very often. Nicole Moudaber is the definition of the modern techno tourist — which is to say, she's a professional party goer.

Why techno is not big in the US? ›

It's incredibly difficult for most US techno artists to be able to sustain a viable income through gigs and record sales alone. For larger cities like New York, Chicago and San Francisco, the cost of living is so high that many artists have a primary career with techno as a secondary job or lifelong hobby.

What is the techno capital of the world? ›

Berlin became the undisputed capital of Techno when young people took over abandoned buildings in East Germany after the fall of The Wall. They organized illegal parties, which only helped to create an underground culture that eventually gave rise to a number of legal venues for musicians and artists alike.

What is the largest techno event? ›

Electric daisy carnival

Electric Daisy Carnival, or EDC in short is the biggest electronic music festival in the world. The flagship event of Insomniac events is known for it's incredible light & firework displays.

Is techno popular in Spain? ›

In fact, the Spanish cities happen to host lots of techno talent all year round. The enchanting Mediterranean cities, famous for their world-class gastronomy, modern culture and unique architecture, is also home to some of Europe's best venues in terms of electronic music.

What city is the birthplace of techno? ›

Use of the term "techno" to refer to a type of electronic music originated in Detroit in the early 1980s. In 1988, following the UK release of the compilation Techno! The New Dance Sound of Detroit, the term came to be associated with a form of EDM produced in Detroit.

What is dark techno? ›

Dark techno music, a subgenre of electronic dance music (EDM), is known for its deep, haunting sounds that plunge listeners into the abyss of electronic rhythms. This underground genre emerged in the early 1990s, heavily influenced by industrial techno and gothic aesthetics.

Where not to stay in Barcelona? ›

In the southern part of the old town (Gothic) is an area to avoid: Raval. Although the area is generally safe, in the eastern part towards the harbour you will find many prostitutes and a high concentration of homeless people.

What is the most exclusive part of Barcelona? ›

L'Eixample is typically divided into Left Eixample and Right Eixample, which are separated by Passeig de Gràcia, Barcelona's most exclusive avenue. Here you will find Gaudí-designed buildings such as La Pedrera and Casa Batlló.

What is the coolest area to stay Barcelona? ›

El Born is our pick for the best neighborhood in Barcelona.

While it can be touristy, El Born is one of the best places to stay in Barcelona. You're close to the city center, with easy access to most of the main attractions, so it's a great place to stay for first-time visitors to the city.

How many days in Barcelona is enough? ›

How Many Days In Barcelona? At the absolute minimum, you should plan on spending 2 days in Barcelona, in order to visit all the major sites, eat delicious food, and perhaps spend a night out on the town, but if you want to truly experience everything the city has to offer, 3 days in Barcelona is ideal.

Do they speak English in Barcelona? ›

The overwhelming majority of Barcelona's residents consider themselves fully bilingual. That means they can switch from Catalan to Spanish with ease. What is more, there are more and more people who understand and speak English and other international languages.

Is Barcelona cheap or expensive? ›

For budget-minded travelers, it costs around €70-€95/day to visit Barcelona. These prices are based on what you'll need to visit the city comfortably as a budget traveler. If you want to upgrade your accommodations then you'll want to add another €120-€150/night depending on where you stay.

What is the most luxury street in Barcelona? ›

Paseo de Gracia in Barcelona - Visit One of Spain's Most Expensive Streets – Go Guides.

What area in Barcelona has the best bars? ›

María Cubí and Santaló: These two streets are in the “Zona Alta” of Barcelona. They are famous for their pubs and bars, many of which also have a dance floor. We recommend heading to María Cubí and Santaló if you want to dance or just have a drink. Both avenues are very popular among locals and foreigners.

What is the most safest area in Barcelona? ›

Like many cities, Barcelona's safest areas tend to be the more affluent barrios. This includes Eixample and Poblenou. No one barrio in Barcelona should be avoided at all costs. In general, all neighborhoods have plenty of safe areas to live in.

Is Barcelona good for clubbing? ›

Barcelona is one of Spain's best cities for nightlife. From iconic beach clubs and cosy bars to uber fancy uptown clubs and boat parties, Barcelona's got something for every party goer. And as with everything in Spanish culture, even nightlife begins late into the night.

Where is techno most popular in Europe? ›

For example, Berlin and Amsterdam are rave capitals. In these areas there are many popular festivals that focus on techno and other electronic music which boosts techno's visibility and popularity. The popularity of these events then produces more DJs that want to make that kind of music.

How much does Berghain cost? ›

Berghain Berlin Club » Who comes in, is in.
District:Berghain Berlin im Friedrichshain
Address:Am Wriezener Bahnhof
Opening hours::Fridays and Saturdays 24:00h
Floors:several
Prices/Admission:Admission from 15 euros
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What is Spanish techno called? ›

Mákina is a subgenre of hardcore techno, originating in Spain. Similar to UK hardcore dance, it includes elements of bouncy techno and hard trance. The tempo ranges from 150 to 180 BPM.

What to wear in Barcelona at night? ›

Guys should go for dark shoes rather than light ones and avoid trainers like the plague. For women, heels aren't common at most of Barcelona's clubs, except the fanciest ones. The beachfront clubs generally have much smart dress codes, with dresses for women and collared shirts for guys.

Can you wear jeans in Barcelona? ›

General Style Tips

Throughout Spain the locals really care about their personal appearance, and Barcelona is no different. On the whole they dress smartly and make an effort when they go out in public. Jeans are very popular here – but make sure they are smart and clean.

What is the biggest techno party in 2023? ›

Awakenings Spring Festival 2023

It's one of the most well known electronic music festival in Europe and the largest outdoor techno festival in the world.

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